fuckyahumor:

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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isaacwasgood:

isaacwasgood:

round

people that leave comments on my cat pictures make me very happy. Oh

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crankyteapot:

crankyteapot:

do you think seagulls feel regret

cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

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blendinblandin:

my most annoying habit is asking someone a question and then zoning out as i’m being told the answer

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